Ginger of the Day
Celebrating the art of the Ginger and the various forms that it takes in the world.
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
April 5: Jersey Jew Jinjer
GOTD returns today with Kyle Broflovski receiving the honors. Kyle has long been known to be a Ginger living in South Park, Colorado, but in one of the most hilarious episodes as of late, he saves the small town from becoming West Jersey. Staving off Snooki and the rest of New Jersey, this Ginger takes the blow-out to a whole new level. Way to be.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Spring Break
We are on spring break this week. So, now that we have time to do other things, GOTD will be on hiatus for a little while. We will resume shortly.
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
March 10: Crotch Shot Ginger
This man is maybe the unluckiest guy in the world. He finally gets to meet Jennifer Aniston, and what happens, she kicks him in the family jewels. Unlucky. But this Ginger completes this otherwise terrible ad and really makes it worthwhile. So, even though hes not the star of the video, he over shadows Ms. Anniston. Great Job Ginger!
Here is a link to the video:
Ginger @ 1:55
March 9: Happy Trails, Ginger
Ms. Vivian Schiller, today, resigned from her post as President and CEO of the NPR broadcasting station. Under her tenure the station has experienced increased listenership, advanced the integration of new media, recreation of the website, the largest Facebook following of any media organization, an increase in research and development for radio, and even an initiative to keep their member stations functioning as the station moved forward. Because of all of these accomplishments, it is sad to see this successful business-ginger forced out of her post because of the unflattering comments of some other executive. The GOTD has pleased many and we wish her the best of luck in the future.
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
March 8: Concussed Ginger
After getting a concussion during a baseball game on July 7, 2010. Returning to action today, he went 1-2 with a double and 3 RBIs. Not a bad return to the game. I know there are plenty of Gingers rooting for you and your health up there in Minnesota. Took ya long enough, Justin Morneau, but it was clear that you just wanted to hold off the come back until you could be eligible for the Ginger of the Day.
Monday, March 07, 2011
March 7: Winning!
Obviously we had to somehow incorporate Charlie Sheen into the GOTD. After much searching, a ginger is the one thing the vatican assassin is not. So we had to settle for his babies mama Denise Richards. She is still very worthy of the high honor, especially for her epic role in "Wild Things." This Ginger of the Day earned the honor for her past addiction to a drug...a drug called Charlie Sheen!! Winner.
Sunday, March 06, 2011
March 6: Tough Guy Ginger
This 20-year-old Mexican Ginger just became the new, youngest ever, WBC Light Middleweight Champion after defeating Matthew Hatton in a unanimous victory after 12 rounds of dominant boxing. Saul "Canelo" Alvarez is undefeated and hasn't lost since he was an amateur fighter when he was 15 years old. I certainly would not want to get on the wrong side of this Ginger. Also Canelo means Cinnamon from my excellent research abilities; And who doesn't love Cinnamon?
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